Anonymous asked:
Lol @ your ex putting on bulk! Probably just put on a couple of extra shirts!

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Wearing no undies underneath pajama pants is the best feeling.

Shaft Tav snitty’s I’ve missed you!


my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

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I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

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tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

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I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours and I will always love you.

"You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms."

Michael Faudet (via psychedeliknights)

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Anonymous asked:
Do you like being eaten out and having your ass licked?

These questions are getting really weird and personal. I’m not going to answer anymore.


all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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